The Cast of Characters in My Life
The Wicked Sisters
I have three half sisters (Whom I love with my whole Heart! I luv that cheesy line!).
The Naughty Sister is the oldest and I live with her. She’s my party sister/partner in crime.
The Sassy Sister who is often the B word she says what she thinks whether you like it or not.
The Little Sister she’s one year and one day younger than me so we fight all the time.
The Brothers
Big Bro is married with two adorable girls. He’s the nicest & funniest guy you’ll ever meet.
The Black Sheep is exactly that. Lets just say he is 30 and never had a job and lives at home.
The Parents
Papa has been married 3 times but kept all his kids. Family comes First is his motto.
Mom married a man with 5 kids so she’s loopy but I adore her. We bought a preschool together.
The In Laws
Bro-In-Law he was the first and he’s been around since I was a kid so he’s very protective.
Ricky is the Little Sisters Hubby (completely I Love Lucy!) he gets stuck in Bumping-to-Bumping traffic! (I think he meant Bumper to Bumper).
HiLo has mood swings and is married to Big Bro. She’s still trying to adapt to our crazy family.
The Best Friends
God Sis is just like one of my Sisters my Dad is her godfather.
Crazy Friend is full of drama and I love every minute of it, can’t imagine life without her. (Crazy 1)
Asian Persuasion is my Go-To friend, She’s always got my back and I’ve got hers. (Asian 1)
The Others
Stalker Boy is a friend of the Family who won’t go away. Creeps me out & leaves me presents. (Stalker 1)
Room Mate is that cute guy across the hall, If he didn’t live with me I’d seriously think about it. (Roommate 1)
The Men in My Life
I’m still friends with all of these guys and some of our stories are hysterical!
#1- Mr. Vegas is the brother of Bro-in-law. My First. What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas (unless he lives across the street from you and is related to your bro-in-law, then the drama follows a girl home). My whole family and his whole family lost their minds over this hook-up. It’s kind of funny now.
#2- Mr. High School was my complete crush in school we didn’t actually get together until years after graduation. It was kind of like going back and checking off something you really wanted back in the day. He’s an awesome guy, funny as hell, but he hasn’t really grown up yet.
#3- Mr. New Years is a cousin of a friend. He’s the most wonderful guy! He’s the one who got away. But our lives just won’t mix. It sucks but I love him. We’re close friends now.
#4- Mr. Bartender is the guy I had a crush on for 3 years before I got him… and now he won’t go away. Be careful of what you wish for! He’s a dog and quite proud of it. He’s lots and lots of fun though.
#5- Mr. Oakland and I met on a flight to where else: Oakland. He’s a smart guy with lots of letters after his name and an Ex-Wife. He is my most recent Beau and I’m not sure where “we” are going? (Oakland 1) (Oakland 2) (Oakland 3) (Oakland 4) (Oakland 5)
PenPal my four year crush… I daydream about him! (PenPal 1) (PenPal 2)
Mr. Marine or otherwise known as The Bank Teller. I’m not sure if he’s in the league of these other fellas but it will be interesting to find out! (Marine 1) (Marine 2) (Marine 3) (Marine 4) (Marine 5)
Ummm….I have hooked up with my (now ex)brother-in-law’s brother. Oops! Hahaha!