Drunk Fool or Cheating Bastard?

There are so many things I could have said at this point like: “Because you’re a married man asshole” or maybe “Because the last time you had my cell number you gave it to your psycho ex-girlfriend the night after you popped my cherry” but I didn’t mostly because someone could walk in any second and he was drunk and talking loud. I have enough drama in my life. So I did what I do best… I turned on my heel and ran away as fast as I could.

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Straight Sisters and the Gay Best Friends

My sister is best friends with a Gay man. They became friends at work and have been glued to each other ever since. Let’s call him “Mr. Charming” I think he’d like that. Now Mr. Charming is a complete and utter gentleman. He opens doors, offers to drive, buys drinks, and also happens to be [...]

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Where’d I go?

Okay so I took a little sabbatical from reflecting on the chaos that is my life… I swore that for one month I’d stay home and be a good girl. I planned on relaxing and NOT calling any men and then I’d start off April 2008 fresh with a new perspective on dating.
Sounds good huh?
Well [...]

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Friends don’t let friends puke in clubs… Except on their 30th Birthday!

Sake Bombs and Dancing Don’t Mix
My best friend “Asian Persuasion” turned 30 on Saturday so along with 24 of her closest friends, we took her out for a night on the town. Normally “AP” isn’t a big drinker in fact I haven’t ever seen her drunk before. It just wasn’t fair, she’s seen me at [...]

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Vegas Baby

So I flew off to Vegas to spend my Valentines Day as a VIP in Sin City…
Maybe I’d find Mr. Right among the Slots? It was highly unlikely but it was fun looking!
Just because the last time I flew somewhere I ended up sitting next to a Hot guy who asked for my number (AKA [...]

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My Life in Six Words…

My Life in Six Words…
So I was reading some blogs and I found one I just had to carry on…
Idea Borrowed from Kat Wilder Blog
{ http://blogs.marinij.com/katwilder/2008/02/your_life_lite_1.html#more}Inspired by Hemingway’s famous six word story:
“For sale: baby shoes, never worn” (I’m an optimist: I think they just had a big baby & the shoes were [...]

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I just can’t call him!

To call or not to call… that is the question?
I’m sitting here trying to talk myself into calling Mr Marine!
I can’t do it, I feel stupid and I don’t know why?
Then I think Ok call Penpal… Nope can’t call him either without breaking into a sweat!
Sheesh there’s always Mr Oakland…. Um No not gonna happen!
I [...]

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Update on Mr Marine!

So last Friday, I went to the bank for my normal deposit but this time my sister tagged along to check out Mr. Marine. (Gotta luv the Sister) When we walked up he looked busy and his window was closed, so I went to the other girl I know. She starts the transaction but then [...]

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It’s the Good Life…

The other day I ran into an old friend at the store, while I was debating which shampoo I wanted to buy she proceeded to tell me all about her divorce, her kids being kicked out of school, and how she was now living in a one room apartment with her three teenage sons.After she [...]

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Is it Just Me?

OK am I the ONLY one who knows how to spell “3″ in French because of “Menage a trois?”
I swear I read that phrase all the time… I don’t know where, but I DO!
Well note to self: Next time lie and pretend to be fluent in French!
Merci Beaucoup!

 
 

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