Drunk Fool or Cheating Bastard?

There are so many things I could have said at this point like: “Because you’re a married man asshole” or maybe “Because the last time you had my cell number you gave it to your psycho ex-girlfriend the night after you popped my cherry” but I didn’t mostly because someone could walk in any second and he was drunk and talking loud. I have enough drama in my life. So I did what I do best… I turned on my heel and ran away as fast as I could.

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Mens 100 Questions

So I recently met the new Boy-Toy of my Godsister. Now I don’t call him a Boy-Toy to be rude, but they seriously have some issues with the whole “Boyfriend/Girlfriend” thing and I just don’t know what else to call him!
So we were chitchatting and I ended up talking about Mr Oakland and about the [...]

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I just can’t call him!

To call or not to call… that is the question?
I’m sitting here trying to talk myself into calling Mr Marine!
I can’t do it, I feel stupid and I don’t know why?
Then I think Ok call Penpal… Nope can’t call him either without breaking into a sweat!
Sheesh there’s always Mr Oakland…. Um No not gonna happen!
I [...]

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What do Aaron Lewis, Hairspray and Africa have in common?

Not much but Me!
They were my weekend.
I actually spent my entire weekend sitting on my butt at the Theatre!
First I took my Mom to the Laguna Playhouse to see a play called “Tranced.” It was about something terrible that happened in Africa. It was supposed to be deep and intellectual but the story sucked at [...]

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Update on Mr Marine!

So last Friday, I went to the bank for my normal deposit but this time my sister tagged along to check out Mr. Marine. (Gotta luv the Sister) When we walked up he looked busy and his window was closed, so I went to the other girl I know. She starts the transaction but then [...]

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Mr Marine

So I went into the bank yesterday and saw Mr Marine. Right when I walk up he says:
OK I forgot that I put your card in my coat pocket when I dropped it off at the cleaners, when I picked it up it was gone! So can you give it to me again? 
What this said [...]

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I’m THAT girl at the bar!

The “PenPal”
So I have had a great “PenPal” for about three years now. He’s a really nice guy, cute, funny and always getting into mischief. I went to high school with his roommate but somehow we were the ones who ended up chatting on MySpace (Yes, I have one). I did hang out with him [...]

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Do Not Sleep with the Roommate!

Do Not Sleep with the Roommate!
Do Not Sleep with the Roommate!
Do Not Sleep with the Roommate!
If you chant it three times you’ll remember it right?
So I have a Roomy he’s a cute mix of Japanese and Hispanic. He knows he’s cute, but he’s not as cute as HE thinks he is. He has a full [...]

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Mission Accomplished

I Did It!
I actually gave Mr. Marine bank teller my phone number!
I’m so proud of me… I’ve never done anything like that before.
(Well I’ve given my number out before but that was to guys who literally asked for it.)
So I go into the bank to make my Monday deposit, all prepared with a business card [...]

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I’m such a chicken!

There’s a new teller at my bank. He started about a month ago, he’s cute and charming and he’s always telling me he’s single in round about ways. I can’t tell how old he is, it’s quite possible he’s younger than me. He’s also let me know, indirectly of course, that he’s a marine, he [...]

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