Drunk Fool or Cheating Bastard?

There are so many things I could have said at this point like: “Because you’re a married man asshole” or maybe “Because the last time you had my cell number you gave it to your psycho ex-girlfriend the night after you popped my cherry” but I didn’t mostly because someone could walk in any second and he was drunk and talking loud. I have enough drama in my life. So I did what I do best… I turned on my heel and ran away as fast as I could.

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Straight Sisters and the Gay Best Friends

My sister is best friends with a Gay man. They became friends at work and have been glued to each other ever since. Let’s call him “Mr. Charming” I think he’d like that. Now Mr. Charming is a complete and utter gentleman. He opens doors, offers to drive, buys drinks, and also happens to be [...]

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Friends don’t let friends puke in clubs… Except on their 30th Birthday!

Sake Bombs and Dancing Don’t Mix
My best friend “Asian Persuasion” turned 30 on Saturday so along with 24 of her closest friends, we took her out for a night on the town. Normally “AP” isn’t a big drinker in fact I haven’t ever seen her drunk before. It just wasn’t fair, she’s seen me at [...]

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It’s the Good Life…

The other day I ran into an old friend at the store, while I was debating which shampoo I wanted to buy she proceeded to tell me all about her divorce, her kids being kicked out of school, and how she was now living in a one room apartment with her three teenage sons.After she [...]

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Is it Just Me?

OK am I the ONLY one who knows how to spell “3″ in French because of “Menage a trois?”
I swear I read that phrase all the time… I don’t know where, but I DO!
Well note to self: Next time lie and pretend to be fluent in French!
Merci Beaucoup!

 
 

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Dirty Birdies!

So the other day I had been texting “PenPal” about something or other and I ended up sending him a text that said “U Suck”… clever huh? Well he ended up texting me back while I was teaching the toddler class.
So my phone kept beeping a missed message. I share my office with my Mom [...]

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The Truth about the Boy Next Door

The Lifetime/Hallmark Channel lied to you!
I have watched too many of those silly lifetime movies where the boy next door is incredibly cute and madly in love with the girl next door. Only she doesn’t realize how cute and in love with her he is until she faces some kind of tragedy (usually involving a [...]

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Drunk Dialing and Crazy Friends

So I have a little problem, it’s called a cell phone.
(This is a bit of a long post but I want to know what you think of the ending!)
Saturday night I decided to stay over at my “crazy” friend’s house. She was having a little Wine tasting party and I expected to have a [...]

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Sorry but I have to Disagree… Good Men are Out There!

I’ve met them! I’m related to a couple of them!
And most of them are married or at least taken.
I’m one of those lucky girls who happened to have been surrounded by great guys most of her life. This is a blessing and a curse. I have very high expectations of men. I want the best, [...]

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Just Say No…

Just Say No…
By that title you’re probably thinking drugs right? Well that’s an easy one for me, I don’t do drugs never have and never will. I actually told that to someone before and he was kind of puzzled on why I was so proud of myself for it. His take on the situation was [...]

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