So I recently met the new Boy-Toy of my Godsister. Now I don’t call him a Boy-Toy to be rude, but they seriously have some issues with the whole “Boyfriend/Girlfriend” thing and I just don’t know what else to call him!
So we were chitchatting and I ended up talking about Mr Oakland and about the last time I had seen him: Mr Oakland caught up with me at my friends party and we proceeded to do the obnoxious Kissy-Face thing at the bar FOR TWO HOURS (even I was disgusted with myself) while ignoring all my friends around us. My Sisters date actually said that I must be “Socially Ackward” (Cause I’d rather kiss him than talk!)
So, what else would I do but leave him at the bar by running out chanting “I don’t want to be THAT girl.” I know… I know… What the heck was I thinking, I obviously AM that girl! I actually left him, lipstick still smeared on his lips… at the bar with a $20 for my drinks slapped into his hand. I assumed I’d never hear from him again.
Who knew men would put up with that crap? He called everyday for a week!
Apparently Boy-Toy did. He told me that all guys have a 100 questions that they ask every girl. Once they’ve gotten their answers, they’ll put up with a lot (including a very odd chase) if they like the answers.
What questions are on this list?
Can I get a Cheat Sheet? I hate tests.
And is it a pass or fail thing or do guys grade on a curve?
100 Questions? No.
Whether the man is interested in being sexually intimate or not, the questions to be answered are the same.
#1 Do I WANT to have sex with this girl… aka Am I physically attracted to this girl. If a man is attracted to a female, he wants to have sex with her. This is truth.
#2 Does she want to have sex with me?
Two YES answers are a green light. Whether the man is correct in his assumption of #2 is irrelevant. If he thinks he sees the finish line, hes gonna run for it. This means enduring “The Very Odd Chase”.
He probably called you every day because your little make out session made him assume #1 and #2 were YES. And he probably gave him a bad case of the Blue Balls. Yes, it does happen and it is not an urban legend.
I agree with WMT’s #1 – guys will look at a woman and ask themselves, do I want to have sex with her? If the answer is yes, he’ll put up with a lot. Of course, if he runs into deal breakers while he is getting to know her, he can abort the chase, and maybe those deal breakers fall into the 100 questions your friend is talking about.
As for #2 – even if he suspects she ‘d answer no, meaning she doesn’t want to have sex with him, he will still pursue her for some amount of time if he really wants to have sex with her. There have been many times I got a cold shoulder from a woman, but I was doggedly persistent and eventually won her over. Women love to be chased.
I don’t have 100 questions, but I do have a few I ask before pursuing a relationship – do I want to sleep with her? Is she cute? Nice? Intelligent? Sexy? Compassionate? Not psycho?
I love the image of kissy face for 2 hours. I gotta find a bar like that!
Basic human psych…give em a taste and leave.
For the record, my questions are:
1.Favourite sesame street character (multiple answers accepted)
2.Favourite member of The Monkees.
3.Favourite member of the A-Team.
Sure, they’re low-brow, but will tell you all you need to know.
I love that he said “making out” equals “socially awkward” hate to say it, but I kinda concur. The best relationships I know of that have lasted forever are the ones where you talk till 4 in the morning and feel like you just found your best friend. Love the post! Keep em’ coming!
Love the posts, give us some more!