What do Aaron Lewis, Hairspray and Africa have in common?

Not much but Me!

They were my weekend.

I actually spent my entire weekend sitting on my butt at the Theatre!

First I took my Mom to the Laguna Playhouse to see a play called “Tranced.” It was about something terrible that happened in Africa. It was supposed to be deep and intellectual but the story sucked at the end, you find out she’s lying… Not a good ending. Wasted 2 hours of my life.

So we drive back Huntington Beach and pick up my little sister and head off to see “Hairspray!” Actually, a very good Musical. Highly entertaining even though I’ve now seen both movie versions and knew the funny parts by heart. Ohh and we were sitting in the nosebleed section.

Somewhere between the two shows, we ended up downing a bottle of wine… So what do I do?

Start buzzed texting again… Why? Oh… Why? Somebody please stop me when I have a drink and a cell phone at the same time. Its never, ever a good thing!

Poor Penpal got it this time. I send him some random texts about nothing important, but he never writes back.

I should now be awarded the “Most Melodramatic” Oscar….

Here was my thought process… I know I have a couple screws loose!

“Uh Oh? Is he mad at me because I attacked him the last time I saw him?”

(It has only been an hour or so since I had texted him)

“But he’s the one who asked to kiss me!”

(We have sent a couple little texts since then, it’s not really a big deal)

“OMG! I bet he’s dating that girl now and he’s never going to talk to me again!”

I have now sunk into despair and was completely convinced that I was never going to hear from him again… So I pick up the cell phone and send him this text (Please Have my Oscar Ready):

Dearest “PenPal”,

Uh Oh! You probably want me to go away now huh? I’m so sorry for everything, Goodbye!

Sometimes my idiocy surprises even me! Why the Drama? What the heck was I thinking? I’m sure Penpal was sitting there thinking:“Um, Ok that was weird, were we dating or something?”

I think I have a bigger crush on Penpal than I previously thought?

It only shows itself when I drink though!

Luckily, I spent the next night drooling over Aaron Lewis the singer from Staind! My Sis & I drove to Pechanga to see his Solo Acoustic Concert. He was Phenomenal! It was worth driving through the monsoon and walking thru ankle deep puddles to get there.

I’m in Luv! But he’s Married.

That’s my Luck!

P/S

Penpal texted me back on Monday… I was at the river, no signal, whats up?

As if my humiliation wasn’t complete when I practically molested him at the club I think he may have forgotten it all and then I sent that dumb text! Uggg, I disgust myself!