Do Not Sleep with the Roommate!

Do Not Sleep with the Roommate!

Do Not Sleep with the Roommate!

Do Not Sleep with the Roommate!

If you chant it three times you’ll remember it right?

So I have a Roomy he’s a cute mix of Japanese and Hispanic. He knows he’s cute, but he’s not as cute as HE thinks he is. He has a full sleeve tattoo on his right arm, not normally my thing but it looks good on him. He’s a gym-aholic so he’s really fit.

I, on the other hand, am what can only be described as fluffy. Luckily I’m top heavy so most guys never look below the cleavage. He’s barely taller than me so I feel like I can squish him. Its crazy how those little guys are so much stronger than they seem. He can pick me up and move me without breaking stride. It shocked me the first time he did it, I was impressed. I felt all small and girly…. I made him do it again!

But anyways we’ve always had this flirting thing going on. We actually moved into my sister’s house the same week. He works the graveyard shift so I only see him before he goes to work at night, but we always chitchat over dinner. He has an ex-wife, a pretty (very skinny) Japanese girl. She couldn’t handle his schedule (she’s a total party girl, it was destined to fail) but he still has a thing for her. He also has a bit of an attitude/personality problem. Way too cocky, stingy, and pessimistic. Not good traits in a boyfriend or Husband.

We are each the complete opposite of the others type.

I like ‘em big and tall

He likes ‘em short and skinny

But regardless its still there… you know that vibe you get whenever that cute guy walks into the room. We’ve had a couple close calls in the past. Once we were watching a movie and fell asleep, we woke up cuddling and then moved up to kissing… when he picked me up and laid me on his chest (Yum) I fully woke up and started chanting, I can’t sleep with the roommate! To Him! So now he walks around chanting it! At our Halloween Party one of my friends was seriously into him but he wasn’t feeling it. So I spent the night keeping her away from him. I don’t know what happened but at one point I was sitting on his lap? Why? No clue, I was drunk! In fact I couldn’t even get out of my costume…He had to help me out… He’s really good at unhooking corsets!

Now that I think about it… Where the hell did he get that skill?

So when I told him about giving Mr. Marine my number, he gets all competitive and tells me about how he never asks for numbers, girls give them to him. He also mentions that he’s hot, twice! Normally I tune him out when he gets cocky but we kept talking and eventually had a really fun conversation. Then he tells me he got a couple free week passes to the gym and that he’s gonna take me and be my personal trainer to get me started. Then he picks up the Fredericks of Hollywood catalog that I’ve been perusing and flips threw a few pages and points to a red getup and says “You’d look good in this” It was cute, he’s got great taste.

Do Not Sleep with the Roommate!

At least until he’s moving out right?

Then he’s free game?